Anonymous: "HOW GROWN UP PATRICK IS NOW, BANGING JULES AND ALL!"
No one is grown up if they haven’t banged Mercy.
Anonymous: "did you guys all see theo's unicorn tattoo?"
Wait till they go swimming.
Anonymous: "... OF COURSE THERE IS A UNICORN ON KIA'S LAYOUT. OF COURSE."
Anonymous: "DID GINNY BRING MILK TO CAMP?"
No, she did not. Ginny wasn’t smart enough to sneak it in.
Anonymous: "SO WAS CHARLIE A WILDERNESS EXPLORER IN THE PAST OR SOMETHING?"
Charlie played Eliza Thornberry in a pilot for a live-action The Wild Thornberrys. It never got picked up due to budget issues.
Anonymous: "KIA IS SO STUPID SHE THINKS THEO IS IN LOVE WITH HER. WHERE ON EARTH DID SHE EVEN GET THAT IDEA?"
Her brain is a starship. It was meant to fly.
Anonymous: "is it just me or jamie has a black eye on his mugshot?"
Really? I thought it’s just pink eye.
Anonymous: "THEO HAS LOGAN TATTOOED ON HIS BUTT, NEXT TO HIS YOLO TATTOO"
I’m not photoshopping this one. No.
Anonymous: "THE ONLY REASON THEO HATES POP CULTURE IS BECAUSE HE TRIED TO BE A PART OF 1D BUT GOT REJECTED"
He wasn’t British, so they kicked him out.
Anonymous: "ginny and theo attempted to have sex last time, but they ended up listening to justin bieber."
Somehow, they shouldn’t have played Eenie Meenie.